GRRRRRRRRRI know I haven't been writing much lately, but just a quick note: I love the Oscars. LOVE them. It has to be an event with me. I watch the whole shebang. Even the preshow.
Dear Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences,
I sat through an hour and a half of Ryan Seacrest and Isaac Mizrahi for you. Ninety minutes. And this is how you repay me? By giving Best Picture to Crash????????
PS. Cute, the way you had Philip Seymour Hoffman thank me in his speech. Still not forgiving you.