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posted by Sarah @ 10:18 PM
Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself.
(In other words, the below will make no sense. Abandon all hope, etc.)
Hello, all! I'm Sarah. Occupation(s): university student, liquor store clerk, girl-about-town. I'm a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears-only golf club. I idolize Shakespeare, hence the URL: a shaxophile is one who loves Shakespeare.
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